Image Issues
Riding round on wheels does tend to play havoc with your image. Looking cool and interesting can be a challenge. (Not for me obviously, I’m talking about those other ones!)...
You can get pissed but no pissing!
Pubs, bars – places to socialise with friends, relax after a hard day – whatever the reason you’re there it will involve a drink or two. So why advertise that...
Who am I? What am I?
I was born 1st March 1959 in Barnet and I was educated (cough) in Suffolk. In 1974 when I was fourteen I pretended I was fifteen so I could join...
I’ll Be Your Dawg
I love this photo sent to me by the wonderful @rachelcreative I have been called many names over the years, spaz, mong, crip, retard, etc but never a dog! Names don’t...
My Mouth
3am, in bed and I’m dozing when all of a sudden the inside of my mouth felt wrong. Alarmed, I instructed my tongue to forage around my teeth, gums and...
Crips that pass in the night….
If, like me, you have little people in your life that you can’t seem to shake off, then the The Guild Pub in Bromsgrove may be of interest. In-Laws were...
Closet Raspberry No 2
Closet Raspberry Noel Edmonds? Why? I am not 100% sure that his dress sense is a disability but if it isn’t, it should be. However that man has not been...
Barred!
Being a Raspberry is not all it’s cracked up to be at times. Yes, we get free parking and can jump the queues at theme parks, but once in a...
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