Closet Raspberry Noel Edmonds? Why?

I am not 100% sure that his dress sense is a disability but if it isn’t, it should be.  However that man has not been grabbed off the street and hung on some sort of take away’s wall is beyond me.  Sometimes I really would like to cause him physical pain (tempting but wrong)! Regardless of this, I have decided to start my own campaign to help Noel and others like him –  Tailors War Against Telly Star!