So, I am leaving the park with my kiddies when this oldish fella sitting on a bench comments “best advice I ever had was from one of you”
Me “great”
Oldman “yeah I used to have sticks”
Me “oh ok cool”
Oldman “you know, if you ever need an MRI you’ll have to go to the zoo like my mate, he had to use the Gorilla MRI”
Me “really?”
Oldman “yeah”
Me “haha thank’s, nice to meet you, take care”

My Son “Dad, did he mean you’re fat like a Gorilla?”
Me “yup”!

What the advice was, I still don’t know!