Eastenders Cure Crips
After years of research and billions spent trying to cure the many disabilities that effect millions of people around the world, who would have guessed that all that was needed...
Closet Raspberry No 3
David Mitchell is one of my favourite people on TV, despite his funny voice and lego man hair. However, anyone who uses a knife and fork to eat pizza is...
Oh the stories I could tell!!
Last night in bed, as I lay there bored because the iplayer was not working *mumble*, I had a chat with a thespian squirrel who had some sort of fetish...
Image Issues
Riding round on wheels does tend to play havoc with your image. Looking cool and interesting can be a challenge. (Not for me obviously, I’m talking about those other ones!)...
You can get pissed but no pissing!
Pubs, bars – places to socialise with friends, relax after a hard day – whatever the reason you’re there it will involve a drink or two. So why advertise that...
Who am I? What am I?
I was born 1st March 1959 in Barnet and I was educated (cough) in Suffolk. In 1974 when I was fourteen I pretended I was fifteen so I could join...
I’ll Be Your Dawg
I love this photo sent to me by the wonderful @rachelcreative I have been called many names over the years, spaz, mong, crip, retard, etc but never a dog! Names don’t...
My Mouth
3am, in bed and I’m dozing when all of a sudden the inside of my mouth felt wrong. Alarmed, I instructed my tongue to forage around my teeth, gums and...
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