Closet Raspberry No 3
David Mitchell is one of my favourite people on TV, despite his funny voice and lego man hair. However, anyone who uses a knife and fork to eat pizza is showing signs of a disability! I know he is the type of man who ties his yellow sweatshirt round his waist, but even so. I am not 100% sure this is true but I heard his pizza consisted of fresh beluga caviar, morel mushrooms, white truffles with a mixture of Mirableu and Cashel Blues cheeses!
I have asked Mr David “raspberry” Mitchell the following questions via twitter:
What did you have on your pizza?!
Did you order it yourself or did someone help you?!
I eagerly await his reply!


I too recently eat a pizza using a knife and fork (in a restaurant, at home I usually ‘pick up’), does this mean I qualify for free ‘blue badge’ parking? Also my hair could be accused of slighly tending towards legoism. You have got me worried that I might be on the ‘raspberry’ at risk list…