18th Aug 2015

Bombarded

23rd Jul 2010

Oh the stories I could tell!!

Last night in bed, as I lay there bored because the iplayer was not working *mumble*, I had a chat with a thespian squirrel who had some sort of fetish...

22nd Jul 2010

My Mouth

3am, in bed and I’m dozing when all of a sudden the inside of my mouth felt wrong. Alarmed, I instructed my tongue to forage around my teeth, gums and...