Numbed by life
Emotionally empty by loss
Walking down the street
With no reason to cross

Then I heard a voice
Inside me say
“Lift your head, look at the window display”
In a trance at first glance
This the birth of our romance

Ewe are more than just
Ewe are more than just
Oh yeah
Ewe are more than just a mannequin to me

Yes ohhh yes Ewe are

I don’t care that you’re stiff and hard,
We’ll never nude wrestle in a muddy yard
You’ll never even have a soft wooly coat
And eating you would get lodged in my throat

Ohhhh It matters nothing to me…

I’ll never shave Ewe, or count Ewe to sleep
I will love Ewe and be your Little Bo Peep
I’ll treat Ewe daily, with fresh green grass
I’ll have a picture of Ewe, tattooed on my…. arse!

Ewe are more than just
Ewe are more than just
Oh yeah
Ewe are more than just a mannequin to me

Yes ohhh yes Ewe are

Ewe are more than just
Ewe are more than just
A mannequin to me

My love for Ewe is oh so deep
Blairs Bush, if Bush were a Sheep
If I’m needed,
Baa is all you need to do
I’d outrun Usain Bolt for Ewe

I promise Ewe this Steve,
I’ll forever be enthusiastic
To get my hands on your,
Sexy Baa of moulded plastic

So much more Steve
So much more
Ohhhhh…….
So much more to me

Get out of that window…
Don’t be a sales Hoe

Ewe are more than …
I said
Ewe are more than….
Oh yeah
Ewe are more than just a mannequin to me
Steve.

(Inspired by the fabulous Kristin Hersh)